We are in the middle of the first month of 2023, and many of us go into it feeling full of hope. The goal is to keep our spirits high, our pleasures high and our sex life amazing! So let’s let our hair down and channel our goddess energies, feeling content with ourselves and our bodies. This weekend doesn’t look too bad with Aries amping things up (FINALLYYYYY) in his bedroom, Taurus and Cancer letting go of the past and Virgo taking control in their sex lives.
Jigyasa Chandani, a tarot reader, took it upon herself to let us know what our weekends can be like, when it comes to sexual pleasure. Here is your sexual horoscope…
Aries
Although you may feel insecure about your relationship, don’t make rash decisions. Sounds like whatever’s bothering you will clear up with some solid communication and once again put you in the mood to do sexy things again. Oh Aries, your dry spell has gone on too long. If you’re single and ready to let things rock, you’ll be surprised at the kind of steam a new romance can bring to your bed this weekend. If you want it, just get out there, before they change it!
Taurus
For some reason, you are turning a blind eye to beauties flirting with you. Forget the past and look forward… and what the future holds for you, Taurus is a lot of love and a lot of sex! This weekend, manifest the intimacy you desire. Meanwhile, quickies, a hot AF connection, and plenty of action await. You might even run into a sexy stranger who will rock your world…or your bed, at least.
Gemini
There’s trouble in heaven, Gemini! Trust issues are emerging and you can no longer ignore them. It also means you’re not in the mood to be your wild self. Instead, you are opting for vanilla sex. But that can also be a good thing, as you feel more hugging, kissing, and romance; As long as you have access to all of this, it’s great. If not, look at Sex/Life and call it a week.
Cancer
This weekend is one of those phases where you find solace in your shell. You’re still letting the past stop you from channeling your goddess vibe. Go out Cancer and find someone with Big Di*k Energy and not like the losers you dated who didn’t value you! You’ve been craving some love, kisses and hugs, lately. You just might run into someone who makes you feel like the sexy, badass beauty that you are.
Lion
Your fantasies are crazy and wild, making you feel hot and horny. Your partner, on the other hand, may find it too stressful, so take it easy. It’s a good weekend for you to take an impromptu sexcation and experiment with sexual positions! If you’re single, the people you’ve been flirting with no longer turn you on. It’s time to find new beauties to make your fingers curl!
Virgo
You’ve had vanilla sex. You’ve had days without sex. And you are ready. You want to feel that adrenaline rush and this weekend, you will say yes to all things kinky. While being in a ‘yes’ frame of mind can spice up your sex life, why not take some initiative? Play striptease with your boo and see how quickly it starts to feel like summer!
Pound
Oh Libra! Pound! Pound! Your sex life is going to be HOT this weekend! Your partner will try harder to impress you. What will attract you to them is the mental wavelength that both of you share, which in turn will increase your sexual compatibility with them in bed. You’re ready for things to get really, really erotic, playing Sub and Dom and exploring all the realms of pleasure with them.
Scorpion
Since Mercury retrograde is still going on, ex-lovers may still want to get into your life…and your sheets again. You are also thinking about all the great sex you had with them. They’re in the mood to explore nostalgia in the most exciting way possible, and if you dare, you’ll have the best sex of your life.
Sagittarius
Your sex drive is at an all time high and you are looking for the right person to match your crazy libido! You have horns and you are ready to show your skills. If you are in a relationship, you are definitely looking for some love, but outside of the same sexual positions that you continue to enjoy. Talk to your partner and you will be surprised how many of your fantasies you want to fulfill!
Capricorn
You are looking for a spiritual connection that also makes you moan in bed. You are done with the daily adventures and you are ready to experience sexual encounters that will make you feel alive! She wants to go beyond the regular wham-bam and manifest a lover who satisfies her sexual and spiritual appetite. If you keep your eyes open, you just might meet someone new who can offer exactly what you’re looking for.
Aquarium
Oh Aquarius! Stop self-sabotaging your relationships, will you? You have a lot going on in your life and you are singlehandedly sabotaging it! You may be waiting for your partner to call you after a long break, or rather after you cheated on them. You have to dial that number and get them back! You are ready to renew your sex life. If you’re single, you can go on a spontaneous coffee date this week and end up making passionate love all night!
Parts
Although you may be enjoying your ‘being single again’ life, you can’t wait to get back in the game, Pisces. You’re ready to play again, but you just can’t seem to get the right person to play with! You want to experiment sexually with multiple partners at any one time, but you’re too scared to take the plunge. Now is the time to indulge in the wildest fantasies: threesomes, whole nights, sex in the elevator! Unless you can get yourself arrested for ‘public indecency’, don’t hold back!
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